We’ve all been there—standing in the driveway, staring at a car that’s clearly overdue for a wash, and coming up with reasons to put it off. Maybe you think you’re being clever. Maybe you’re genuinely convinced your excuses hold water (spoiler: they don’t).
Let’s break down the most common excuses for not washing your car and why they’re as bad as leaving bird poop to bake in the sun.
Excuse #1: “It’s Just Going to Get Dirty Again”
This classic is the procrastinator’s anthem. Yes, your car will get dirty again. But by this logic, why bother doing laundry or brushing your teeth? Dirt and grime don’t just ruin the look of your car—they damage the paint, invite rust, and lower resale value. So wash your car, mate. Future You will thank you.
Excuse #2: “It’s Too Expensive”
Let me hit you with some quick maths. A wash at Melville Car Wash starts at just $5—that’s less than your morning flat white. Meanwhile, leaving dirt and grime to fester could lead to costly paint repairs down the line. Which sounds more expensive now?
Excuse #3: “I Don’t Have the Time”
Here’s the thing: you spend 20 minutes scrolling on your phone without even noticing. A thorough wash at Melville Car Wash? Same amount of time, but with an actual result to show for it. Plus, we’re open 24/7, so even your busiest schedule has a window for some car TLC.
Excuse #4: “Rain Will Handle It”
Oh, sweet optimism. Rain doesn’t clean your car—it moves the dirt around and adds its own streaks for good measure. It’s like trying to shower by standing in a light drizzle. For a proper clean, you need water pressure, soap, and a little effort.
Excuse #5: “It’s Not That Dirty”
Sure, if you’re only looking from 10 metres away in low light. Up close, those bug splatters, dust streaks, and tyre grime are telling a different story. A quick wash is all it takes to bring back your car’s sparkle—and your pride.
Excuse #6: “I Don’t Know How to Use a Self-Serve Car Wash”
This one’s easy to fix. At Melville Car Wash, the instructions are simple, and the process is foolproof. Pre-soak, rinse, scrub, wax—each step is clearly labeled, so there’s no guessing. Plus, there’s a timer to keep you on track.
Excuse #7: “No One Cares What My Car Looks Like”
Maybe not, but you care. A clean car isn’t just about appearances—it’s about feeling good, being proud of your ride, and driving with the confidence of someone who’s got it together (even if you’re winging it).
Enough with the Excuses
Your car works hard for you, and it deserves a little love in return. The next time you’re tempted to roll out another excuse, remember this: a quick trip to Melville Car Wash will leave your car looking amazing, your conscience clear, and your excuses officially retired.
Cheers,
Mel