Let’s be honest—everyone’s got a reason for putting off washing their car. “It’s just going to get dirty again,” or the classic, “I’ll do it next weekend,” which we all know is code for “I’m hoping it rains.”
But let me tell you, those excuses are slipperier than soap on a freshly rinsed bonnet. And if your car could roll its eyes, it would. Here’s a look at the most common excuses—and why it’s time to retire them and bring your car back to its gleaming glory.
Excuse #1: “It’s Just Going to Get Dirty Again”
Of course it will, mate—that’s life! But by that logic, why bother doing laundry or washing dishes? Keeping your car clean isn’t just about looks; it’s about protecting the paint, preventing rust, and avoiding the shame of driving around in what looks like a dirt sculpture.
Excuse #2: “I Don’t Have the Time”
We hear you—life’s busy. But did you know it takes only 20 minutes to give your car the full VIP treatment at Melville Car Wash? That’s less time than you spend scrolling through memes or waiting for your footy team to finally score.
Excuse #3: “It’s Too Expensive”
Let’s do the maths. A thorough wash at Melville Car Wash starts at just $5. That’s the cost of a flat white—or a fraction of what you’ll pay to fix paint damage from neglect. Plus, can you really put a price on the joy of driving a clean car? (Spoiler: you can, and it’s less than you think.)
Excuse #4: “It’s Going to Rain Anyway”
Ah, the old “free car wash from nature” excuse. Here’s the thing: rain doesn’t clean your car. In fact, it mixes with the dirt already on your paint, creating a grimy cocktail that’s harder to remove later. Rain’s not your friend—it’s a conspirator.
Excuse #5: “It’s Not That Dirty”
Sure, if you’re judging by outback standards. But take a closer look—bug splatters, bird droppings, and road grime all add up. Even if your car’s not wearing a mud mask, a regular wash keeps it fresh, protected, and ready to turn heads.
Excuse #6: “I Don’t Know How to Use a Self-Serve Car Wash”
We get it—those buttons and hoses can look intimidating. But trust us, Melville Car Wash is as user-friendly as they come. There are clear instructions, helpful signs, and even a countdown timer so you’ll know exactly how much washing goodness you’ve got left.
Excuse #7: “No One Cares What My Car Looks Like”
Maybe, but you do. Whether it’s cruising down Canning Highway or pulling into the driveway, a clean car makes you feel accomplished, organised, and just a little bit fancy. Plus, admit it—your passengers appreciate not having to touch mystery stains.
Mel’s Final Word: Ditch the Excuses, Embrace the Suds
Your car works hard for you, from morning commutes to weekend adventures. The least you can do is treat it to a proper wash. So next time you’re about to pull out one of those slippery excuses, remember this: a clean car isn’t just about appearances—it’s about pride, maintenance, and yes, feeling like you’ve got your life together (even if you’re winging it).
Melville Car Wash is here 24/7, ready to make your car sparkle—and make you feel like a legend. See you soon, no excuses this time.