Dear Driver,
It’s me, your car. I know we don’t talk much (well, I don’t talk at all), but I’ve been holding this in for a while. You’ve been busy, I get that. Life moves fast. But, mate, have you seen me lately?
I wasn’t always like this. Remember when you first got me? You’d wash me, polish me, and step back to admire how sleek and shiny I looked. I turned heads, and we both knew it. Now? I’m caked in dirt, bird droppings are part of my “design,” and my once-vibrant colour is hidden under a layer of dust so thick it could double as sunscreen.
A Day in the Life of a Dirty Car
Let me tell you what it’s like. Everywhere I go, I hear whispers: “Did you see that car? Poor thing.” The neighbours’ cars—polished, gleaming—look at me like I’ve been through a rough patch (which, to be fair, I have). And those bug splatters on my bonnet? They’re practically fossilising.
It’s Not Just About Looks
Sure, I miss looking good, but it’s more than that. Dirt and grime aren’t just embarrassing—they’re harmful. Every day they sit on me, they’re eating into my paint, dulling my shine, and inching me closer to rust. Do you want me to rust, mate? Because this is how rust happens.
A Plea for Redemption
Here’s the thing: I don’t need a lot. Just a quick trip to Melville Car Wash, and I’ll be back to my former glory. Start with the pre-soak to soften the grime, then give me a proper blast with the power rinse. Follow it up with the gentle brush scrub for the stubborn bits, and finish with a wax coat—my favourite part. It’s like a spa day, and I promise you’ll feel just as good about it as I will.
The Payoff for Both of Us
When I’m clean, I’m not the only one who benefits. A shiny car reflects well on you. It makes every drive feel better, whether you’re heading to work or cruising on the weekend. And let’s be honest, people notice when a car looks this good.
So, what do you say? Let’s turn this around. Let’s bring back the sparkle, the pride, and the admiration. You don’t need to be a neglectful owner anymore. I’m ready when you are.
Sincerely,
Your Dirty (but Hopeful) Car
P.S. Melville Car Wash is open 24/7. No excuses, mate.
Cheers,
Mel